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evilthatjustdoesnotexist replied to your post: this is my 12 thousand and twoth post. my…

‘12 thousand and twoth’ oh my gOD katie ‘twoth’ oh my GOD.

oneth, twoth, threeth, twenty oneth, twenty twoth, twenty threeth…

oMfGF katie are you sErIosus jesusc hsitst this is as bad as when i said i didn’t like the UK but i liked ireland.

I blame my Tasmanian education for my inability to count.

Though, my Tasmanian education is actually the reason I can’t count.

well that sUKCs my cousins taught me to count haha wow they rock i am proud of them for doing that for me.

Haha, good job. I initially learnt to count when I started my education, which was up here in Queensland, but, Qld has the worst education system in the country, add that with teachers in Tasmania that didn’t want to help me catch up on what I’d missed in my education jump, you’ve got one very fucked failure.

You’re not a fucked up failure, Katie. You’re smart and a good person.

…since when am I smart? Or a good person?

Since forever omg when I first started talking to you I thought you were smart and a good person you always spell things right and know things and you’re always nice to me so you’re a good and smart person.

Forever? I’ve been around that long? Shit. I knew my mum was an Egyptian. I’m honestly not that smart, me and spelling is like me and colouring in. I fucking love colouring in, I always got in trouble, so now I make sure I do it as often as I can. I know everything about nothing and often more than professionals. Well, I mirror people, and well, you’re always nice to me, so I’m always nice to you. I’m not that good or smart.

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